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Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s Prank on Kfm Mornings

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Producer Brad is not ashamed to be a 'Gas Braaier'

Producer Brad is not ashamed to be a 'Gas Braaier'

Producer Brad refuses to be shamed, he needs his heat and he needs it now.

Whackhead's Prank: Do not mess with Gerrie the Destroyer

Whackhead's Prank: Do not mess with Gerrie the Destroyer

Whackhead sides with the bad guy to intimidate his partner after their business relationship goes sour.

Whackhead's Prank: Confronting a 419 con artist

Whackhead's Prank: Confronting a 419 con artist

Whackhead calls up a cunning con artist and accuses him of trying to pull a fast one of him.

Senseless Survey: Can you call a quarter of an orange, a vitamin c section?

Senseless Survey: Can you call a quarter of an orange, a vitamin c section?

How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim before she hangs up?

Weekly round-up of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's epic pranks

Weekly round-up of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's epic pranks

Pranks from 29 June - 3 July 2020: Senseless Survey, BMW fanatic, hot blonde Jennifer and more!

Whackhead's Prank: Sloppy kisses for Jennifer

Whackhead's Prank: Sloppy kisses for Jennifer

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's Jennifer persona is known for getting herself into some interesting situations.

Whackhead's Prank: BMW fanatic's worst nightmare come true

Whackhead's Prank: BMW fanatic's worst nightmare come true

Whackhead offers the customer a Toyota Yaris to which he responds, " I will not be caught dead in a Toyota."

Whackhead's Prank: Counting 5 years worth of piggy bank savings

Whackhead's Prank: Counting 5 years worth of piggy bank savings

Telemarketers are known for their relentlessness. No matter the circumstance, they'll push through to make a sale.

Senseless Survey: Microwaves should come with a 'don't beep' option...

Senseless Survey: Microwaves should come with a 'don't beep' option...

How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim before he hangs up?

Weekly round-up of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's epic pranks

Weekly round-up of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's epic pranks

Pranks from 22-26 June 2020: Senseless Survey, a John Berks classic, fake injuries and more!

Whackhead's Prank: Don't mess with this diabetic!

Whackhead's Prank: Don't mess with this diabetic!

Whackhead plays a cheeky insurance representative and as expected he goes rogue with his sales talk.

[LISTEN] Classic John Berks prank from the early eighties

[LISTEN] Classic John Berks prank from the early eighties

Here's what an almost 40-year-old prank sounds like. Does it still hold up today? We think so!

Whackhead's Prank: Faking injuries and demanding payout after a car accident

Whackhead's Prank: Faking injuries and demanding payout after a car accident

Whackhead fools his prank victim by faking injuries and demanding a payout.

Senseless Survey: Do the Transformers buy health or car insurance?

Senseless Survey: Do the Transformers buy health or car insurance?

How many questions will Whackhead manage to ask today? And which one will send his victim over the edge?

Here's our weekly round-up of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's epic pranks!

Here's our weekly round-up of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's epic pranks!

Senseless Survey, venomous snakes, patriotism test and more!

Whackhead's Prank: You need a hooter with authority!

Whackhead's Prank: You need a hooter with authority!

Whackhead calls a man who recently moved to Joburg from Durban to try and sell him a more Gauteng appropriate hooter.

Whackhead's Prank: Venomous snakes on the loose

Whackhead's Prank: Venomous snakes on the loose

The jokester calls a store to let them know that a nearby pet store accidentally tipped over a container of venomous snakes.

Senseless Survey: How strong  would a gorilla would be if it did crossfit?

Senseless Survey: How strong would a gorilla would be if it did crossfit?

How many questions will he manage today? And which one will push his prank victim to end the call?

Here's our weekly round-up of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's epic pranks!

Here's our weekly round-up of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's epic pranks!

Chad le Clos obsession, dodgy payments, s highly strung CEO and more!

Whackhead's Prank: Highly strung CEO paired up with a cellphone buddy

Whackhead's Prank: Highly strung CEO paired up with a cellphone buddy

The prankster calls up the CEO to let him know that because his account has defaulted, he's been assigned a cellphone buddy.

Whackhead's Prank: Dodgy payment with Private Banker

Whackhead's Prank: Dodgy payment with Private Banker

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson says he was minding his own business when he received a phone call which he quickly realized was a wrong number.

Whackhead's Prank: Chad le Clos' Matric Dance proposal

Whackhead's Prank: Chad le Clos' Matric Dance proposal

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson throws back to a prank he did with South African swimming champion, Chad le Clos.

Senseless Survey: Why does 'crust' sound delicious, but 'crusty' so disgusting?

Senseless Survey: Why does 'crust' sound delicious, but 'crusty' so disgusting?

How many questions will Whackhead manage today? And which one will push his prank victim to end the call?

Here's our weekly round-up of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's epic pranks!

Here's our weekly round-up of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's epic pranks!

Ridiculous Senseless Survey questions, pregnant with 4+ babies, cranky old school dad, and more!

Whackhead's Prank: Be careful who you make a pact with...

Whackhead's Prank: Be careful who you make a pact with...

Two besties entered a competition to win a Golf GTI. Whackhead tests whether one friend will honour the agreement.

Whackhead's Prank: Recording a voicemail with old school dad

Whackhead's Prank: Recording a voicemail with old school dad

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays an "AI robot" helping his prank victim update his voicemail message.

Whackhead's Prank: Pregnant with how many babies??

Whackhead's Prank: Pregnant with how many babies??

Whackhead plays a gynaecologist and invites Stacey's dad to join the ultrasound check-up over the phone.

Senseless Survey: Why don’t we call veterinarians 'dogtors'?

Senseless Survey: Why don’t we call veterinarians 'dogtors'?

How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim? And which one will send him over the edge?

Whackhead's Prank: Customer not happy with his damaged R10k dining room table

Whackhead's Prank: Customer not happy with his damaged R10k dining room table

Whackhead gets his victim riled up after he demands to have his pricey table fixed for free.

Here's our weekly round-up of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's epic pranks!

Here's our weekly round-up of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's epic pranks!

Ridiculous Senseless Survey questions, learners licences test over the phone, switching diamonds for cubic zirconia, and more!

Whackhead's Prank: Switching diamonds with cubic zirconias

Whackhead's Prank: Switching diamonds with cubic zirconias

Whackhead convinces a bride-to-be that the diamonds in her engagement ring have been switched to fake ones.

Whackhead's Prank: Taking a learner's licence test over the phone

Whackhead's Prank: Taking a learner's licence test over the phone

Whackhead asks a series of unrelated and ridiculous questions like what's a suitable amount of money to bribe a Traffic Officer.

Senseless Survey: Is a hangover your body reminding you that you're an idiot?

Senseless Survey: Is a hangover your body reminding you that you're an idiot?

How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim? And which one will send him over the edge?

Whackhead's Prank: Herbert calls a taxidermist to preserve his dead bf's body

Whackhead's Prank: Herbert calls a taxidermist to preserve his dead bf's body

Socially awkward Herbert is back, this time he calls a local taxidermist to inquire about preserving his late boyfriend's body.

Whackhead's Prank: Poor Herbert lost his lucky red undies at gym

Whackhead's Prank: Poor Herbert lost his lucky red undies at gym

Socially awkward Herbert calls the gym desperately looking for his red underpants, a gift passed down three generations.

Whackhead's Prank: What do you do when your ex moves on?

Whackhead's Prank: What do you do when your ex moves on?

What's worse than finding out that your ex is getting married, while you're still nursing a broken heart... How will you react?

Whackhead's Prank: Ex-cop blows his top with TV licence attorney

Whackhead's Prank: Ex-cop blows his top with TV licence attorney

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson teams up with a former police officer's wife to prank her husband about their unpaid TV licence.

Senseless Survey: Ever yawned so loud that you called a boat in?

Senseless Survey: Ever yawned so loud that you called a boat in?

How many questions will Whackhead get away with before he is caught out?

Whackhead's Prank: Animal shelter guilt trips father in to adopting a dog

Whackhead's Prank: Animal shelter guilt trips father in to adopting a dog

Jonathan really wants a dog from the shelter but his father is vehemently against it.

Whackhead's Prank: Pizzeria Manager shames customer for feeding pizza to his kid

Whackhead's Prank: Pizzeria Manager shames customer for feeding pizza to his kid

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays a petty Pizzeria Manager dealing with a customer after his order arrived almost 2 hours late.

Whackhead's Prank: The nastiest, and most offensive cough

Whackhead's Prank: The nastiest, and most offensive cough

Do NOT listen to this prank while you're eating, busy preparing a meal, or if you've just eaten one!

Whackhead's Prank: Every father's worst nightmare come true

Whackhead's Prank: Every father's worst nightmare come true

Whackhead helps daughter prank her insanely overprotective father.

Senseless Survey: 99% of yoga pants have not been to yoga

Senseless Survey: 99% of yoga pants have not been to yoga

How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim? And which one will send him over the edge?

Whackhead's Prank: Jennifer loves her power tools

Whackhead's Prank: Jennifer loves her power tools

Under the guise of hot blonde Jennifer, Whackhead gets a poor middle-aged American to blast out power tool noises for her pleasure.

Whackhead's Prank: Seeking compensation for accidentally wetting pants

Whackhead's Prank: Seeking compensation for accidentally wetting pants

Craig is back! This time to complain about an unfortunate accident he had at work.

Whackhead's Prank: Scamming done right

Whackhead's Prank: Scamming done right

Darren "Wackhead" Simpson's prank victim swore she'd never fall for a scam.

Whackhead's Prank: Monkey goes rogue while pet sitting

Whackhead's Prank: Monkey goes rogue while pet sitting

Whackhead calls on the experts when a pet monkey goes berserk.

Senseless Survey: Where is 'Old' Zealand?

Senseless Survey: Where is 'Old' Zealand?

Whackhead calls an unsuspecting victim and tries to get through his entire list of crazy questions on his Senseless Survey before he gets caught out!

Whackhead's Prank: Gerald's ridiculous inventions

Whackhead's Prank: Gerald's ridiculous inventions

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays Gerald a telemarketer trying to sell his weird and wonderful inventions.

Whackhead's Prank: Pizza order confusion

Whackhead's Prank: Pizza order confusion

Whackhead calls in a pizza order and completely frazzles his victim by contradicting all of his responses.

Whackhead's Prank: The Psychic and the sceptic biker

Whackhead's Prank: The Psychic and the sceptic biker

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's victim has been set up by his wife, an avid psychic believer.

Whackhead's Prank: Raging landlord takes down front door over rent shortfall

Whackhead's Prank: Raging landlord takes down front door over rent shortfall

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays a woman renting an apartment from landlord, 'Gavin'. Together they prank the rental agent, Neil.

Whackhead's Prank: Hilarious argument turns into spitting battle

Whackhead's Prank: Hilarious argument turns into spitting battle

In yet another iconic prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays 'Rajesh', an employee of Dr Naidoo.

Whackhead's Prank: DJ busted for pirating CDs

Whackhead's Prank: DJ busted for pirating CDs

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays a detective investigating a music piracy case.

Senseless Survey: What size is one-size-fits-all?

Senseless Survey: What size is one-size-fits-all?

Whackhead calls an unsuspecting victim and tries to get through his entire list of crazy questions on his Senseless Survey before he gets caught out!

Whackhead's Prank: Scamming the Scam Artist

Whackhead's Prank: Scamming the Scam Artist

We can all relate to receiving scam calls, SMSes and phishing emails with the promise of lots of money.

Whackhead's Prank: Brutal and brutally honest headstone inscription

Whackhead's Prank: Brutal and brutally honest headstone inscription

A family reached out to Darren "Whackhead" Simpson to play a prank on their 82-year-old grandfather.

Whackhead's Prank: Please hold, Sir

Whackhead's Prank: Please hold, Sir

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson thinks he is on hold and is caught-in-the-act speaking badly about his customer.

Senseless Survey: “Do not touch!” must be terrifying to read in Braille

Senseless Survey: “Do not touch!” must be terrifying to read in Braille

How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim? And which one will send him over the edge?

Whackhead's Prank: 'I'm so' and 'Hornee' are missing

Whackhead's Prank: 'I'm so' and 'Hornee' are missing

Get ready to experience second-hand embarrassment!