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Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s Prank on Kfm Mornings

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Whackhead's Prank: Hypnotise my lover to never leave me

Whackhead's Prank: Hypnotise my lover to never leave me

Whackhead connects with a man looking to hypnotise his lover to be with him forever!

Whackhead's Prank: Magic Mike, teach me how to fly!

Whackhead's Prank: Magic Mike, teach me how to fly!

Posing as Magic Mike, Whackhead calls up a fan all away in India and proceeds to teach him how to fly.

Whackhead's Prank: What the Vuk?

Whackhead's Prank: What the Vuk?

The name's Vuk. Not pronounced the way you think though...

Senseless Survey: If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Senseless Survey: If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a series of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.

Whackhead's Prank: What did you just say about my sister?

Whackhead's Prank: What did you just say about my sister?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson joins forces with a 20-something woman whose brother is known for being extremely overprotective.

Customer complains his pizza has no topping, then realizes that it's upside down

Customer complains his pizza has no topping, then realizes that it's upside down

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson airs a prank where a disgruntled man calls up customer services to complain that the pizza he bought has no toppings.

Senseless Survey: Take your family on a guilt trip during the pandemic

Senseless Survey: Take your family on a guilt trip during the pandemic

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a series of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.

Whackhead's Prank: Neighbour, can I borrow some pants, please?

Whackhead's Prank: Neighbour, can I borrow some pants, please?

You can lean on your neighbours for a cup of sugar, but what about a pair of trousers?

Whackhead's Prank: Head over heels in love with the paramedic

Whackhead's Prank: Head over heels in love with the paramedic

It's a classic love story: Paramedic does his job and saves man; man misunderstands and falls head over heels in love.

Senseless Survey: Do you meditate a lot or just now and zen?

Senseless Survey: Do you meditate a lot or just now and zen?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a series of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.

Whackhead's Prank: Animal noises for Jennifer

Whackhead's Prank: Animal noises for Jennifer

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's Jennifer persona is known for getting herself into some interesting situations.

Whackhead's Prank: Your serpent devoured my poodle

Whackhead's Prank: Your serpent devoured my poodle

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson takes advantage of a real-life situation where a pet snake has gone missing in a neighbourhood.

Senseless Survey: Have you ever tried to see-saw by yourself?

Senseless Survey: Have you ever tried to see-saw by yourself?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a series of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.

Whackhead's Prank: Store Assistant caught between couple's fight

Whackhead's Prank: Store Assistant caught between couple's fight

Darren "Wheakhead" Simpson plays the part of two people in this prank: a shopaholic wife and a husband who's not at all thrilled by this habit.

Whackhead's Prank: 14-hour bus trip with convicted criminals

Whackhead's Prank: 14-hour bus trip with convicted criminals

Whackhead calls from the bus company and as a courtesy notifies the family that 75% of the other passengers are convicted criminals.

Whackhead's Prank: Case of mistaken identity

Whackhead's Prank: Case of mistaken identity

Receiving constant calls from a debt collector looking for a completely different person is nothing short of annoying.

Senseless Survey: Baby grand pianos come from reproductive organs

Senseless Survey: Baby grand pianos come from reproductive organs

How many silly questions will Whackhead manage to ask before his unsuspecting victim catches on?

Whackhead's Prank: Bullied by the Body Corporate

Whackhead's Prank: Bullied by the Body Corporate

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays an overbearing Estate Manager.

Whackhead's Prank: I can't be stupid, I have a Masters Degree

Whackhead's Prank: I can't be stupid, I have a Masters Degree

"Hierdie ou is 'n onnosel!" Whackhead insults his prank victim to the point that he lets off a hair-raising roar.

Senseless Survey: Jogging is much more fun when you don't do it

Senseless Survey: Jogging is much more fun when you don't do it

How many questions will Whackhead manage to ask before his prank victim catches on?

Whackhead's Prank: Case of theft against alarm system provider

Whackhead's Prank: Case of theft against alarm system provider

Whackhead calls his already livid prank victim and makes a bad problem even worse.

Whackhead's Prank: There was an attempt... Blood donation gone horribly wrong

Whackhead's Prank: There was an attempt... Blood donation gone horribly wrong

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up the South African National Blood Services and offers to make a blood donation.

Senseless Survey: Was learning cursive really necessary?

Senseless Survey: Was learning cursive really necessary?

How many will Whackhead manage to ask before the unsuspecting victim catches on?

Watch Whackhead's Beitbridge border prank on TikTok

Watch Whackhead's Beitbridge border prank on TikTok

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's Beitbridge border prank is getting increasingly popular on TikTok.

Whackhead's Prank: Interview with a horrible boss

Whackhead's Prank: Interview with a horrible boss

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson puts his prank victim in a catch-22 situation when he phones for a job interview but as a horrible boss.

Whackhead's Prank: Stuck at Beitbridge border

Whackhead's Prank: Stuck at Beitbridge border

Whackhead plays a man stuck at the Beitbridge between South Africa and Zimbabwe.

Senseless Survey: If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out of its nose?

Senseless Survey: If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out of its nose?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a range of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.

Listen to Whackhead’s Top Pranks of 2020

Listen to Whackhead’s Top Pranks of 2020

Here’s a look back at the most-listened-to pranks of 2020.

Whackhead's Prank 2020 Countdown: Nasty and offensive coughing fit

Whackhead's Prank 2020 Countdown: Nasty and offensive coughing fit

Kfm Mornings countdown the most popular Whackhead pranks of 2020.

Senseless Survey: Ever pulled a muscle avoiding your neighbour?

Senseless Survey: Ever pulled a muscle avoiding your neighbour?

Whackhead calls up a random citizen and dupes him into thinking that they're answering questions for their country.

Whackhead's Prank: Buying mom a Christmas gift from the adult shop

Whackhead's Prank: Buying mom a Christmas gift from the adult shop

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is up to his usual tricks again!

Whackhead's Prank: Cold calling neighbours for a Christmas lunch invite

Whackhead's Prank: Cold calling neighbours for a Christmas lunch invite

The prankster poses as an elderly woman and calls up five people to see if they'd open up their hearts to a lonely neighbour in need.

Senseless Survey: Do you know Yoda's surname?

Senseless Survey: Do you know Yoda's surname?

Find out how many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up!

Whackhead's Prank: Breast milk is the only cure

Whackhead's Prank: Breast milk is the only cure

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson wreaks havoc in his most daring prank yet. (Adults only!)

Whackhead's Prank: Don't mess with my Audi TT

Whackhead's Prank: Don't mess with my Audi TT

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up an Audi TT driver whose car is in for a service.

Senseless Survey: Describe how it feels to be constipated in one word

Senseless Survey: Describe how it feels to be constipated in one word

How many ridiculous questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before she hang up?

Whackhead's Prank: Sir, you've been watching quite a lot of dirty movies

Whackhead's Prank: Sir, you've been watching quite a lot of dirty movies

Whackhead intercepts a hotel front desk and calls up one of the guests to mess with him.

Whackhead's Prank: Car insurance hang-up challenge

Whackhead's Prank: Car insurance hang-up challenge

Whackhead tests whether he can get a call centre agent to hang up on him first.

"Put your trees up for Christmas!" Producer Brad's Christmas party track

"Put your trees up for Christmas!" Producer Brad's Christmas party track

The holiday season is around the corner and what better way to usher it in than with a festive song.

Whackhead's Prank: You should be on Idols!

Whackhead's Prank: You should be on Idols!

Whackhead calls up an aspiring singer and tempts her with the promise of making it to the top 10 round of Idols.

[LISTEN] Kfm Mornings wake-up call with Whackhead Simpson

[LISTEN] Kfm Mornings wake-up call with Whackhead Simpson

With marketing budgets low, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson takes matters into his own hands.

Senseless Survey: 'Guy' is the laziest name for a son

Senseless Survey: 'Guy' is the laziest name for a son

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen and dupes him/her into thinking that they're answering questions for their country.

Whackhead's Prank: Customer service helps calm down baby Kayla and Rufus the dog

Whackhead's Prank: Customer service helps calm down baby Kayla and Rufus the dog

Whackead calls customer service under the guise of needing help with his online banking.

Whackhead's Prank: Neighbour won't clean up after her dog

Whackhead's Prank: Neighbour won't clean up after her dog

Brace yourself for another outlandish Whackhead character.

Senseless Survey: Should men who wear flip-flops should get pedicures?

Senseless Survey: Should men who wear flip-flops should get pedicures?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls an unsuspecting victim and tries to get through his entire list of crazy questions on his Senseless Survey before he gets caught out.

Whackhead's Prank: Help, there's a bug in my nose!

Whackhead's Prank: Help, there's a bug in my nose!

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson revives his simple-minded Craig character to prank a doctor's office.

Whackhead's Prank: Calling Mr William Webb Ellis and Kisseng Langoobye

Whackhead's Prank: Calling Mr William Webb Ellis and Kisseng Langoobye

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson revives one of his older pranks from 2007 when South Africa beat England 15-6 in the Rugby World Cup.

Whackhead's Prank: He ordered glass, they sent him grass instead

Whackhead's Prank: He ordered glass, they sent him grass instead

Frustrated customer learns that the incorrect product was dispatched due to a misunderstanding.

[LISTEN] Throwback to US election prank

[LISTEN] Throwback to US election prank

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson throwback to a prank from a foreign radio station where a presumed Republican is called by the Democrat office to thank him for his vote.

Senseless Survey: Day with the lowest crime rate is Mother's Day

Senseless Survey: Day with the lowest crime rate is Mother's Day

How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up? And which one will send her over the edge?

Whackhead's Prank: Psychic Johan is the best in the business

Whackhead's Prank: Psychic Johan is the best in the business

Whackhead messes with a guy in desperate search of answers.

[PRANK] Refuse to change the weather for me? I demand to speak to Simon Gear

[PRANK] Refuse to change the weather for me? I demand to speak to Simon Gear

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays an old lady frustrated by the weather. She phones up the weather forecasting office to ask if they can please adjust the temperature so it feels like Mauritius.

Senseless Survey: Are magicians great at shoplifting?

Senseless Survey: Are magicians great at shoplifting?

Catch Whackhead's Senseless Survey at 8.10am every Monday on Kfm Mornings.

[LISTEN] Bride-to-be attempts to prank heavily sedated fiancé

[LISTEN] Bride-to-be attempts to prank heavily sedated fiancé

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson considered this prank a flop until he learnt that the guy he was trying to prank was heavily sedated on pain killers.

Whackhead's Prank: Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction?

Whackhead's Prank: Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson throws back to a prank he pulled off when he was working at Kfm's sister station, 947.

Senseless Survey: How would life be if humans had antlers?

Senseless Survey: How would life be if humans had antlers?

How long before Whackhead's random prank call victim quits the call? Listen to the Senseless Survey to find out!

Whackhead pranks the Telkom lady, aka the original Siri

Whackhead pranks the Telkom lady, aka the original Siri

Long before Siri, there was Telkom Enquiries.

Whackhead's Prank: Your dog's impregnated mine, now you have to pay maintenance

Whackhead's Prank: Your dog's impregnated mine, now you have to pay maintenance

Your dog is pregnant. What do you do? Claim for puppy maintenance, of course!

[LISTEN] Scammer tries to fool police officer, threatens to have her arrested

[LISTEN] Scammer tries to fool police officer, threatens to have her arrested

A police officer in the United States decided to have a little fun with a scam artist who threatened to have her arrested over phoney bank fraud charges.

Senseless Survey: The stress of finishing cereal before it's soggy

Senseless Survey: The stress of finishing cereal before it's soggy

How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up?