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Senseless Survey: Do you regret teaching your children to talk?

Senseless Survey: Do you regret teaching your children to talk?

How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up? And which one will send him over the edge?

What's Happening at the Courthouse? Interfering neighbour and conned by friends

What's Happening at the Courthouse? Interfering neighbour and conned by friends

Rameez Khan loiters on the steps of Wynberg Magistrate's Court to find out, 'What's Happening at the Courthouse?'

Whackhead's Prank: Dad's not too happy with high school Casanova's latest antic

Whackhead's Prank: Dad's not too happy with high school Casanova's latest antic

Teaming up with Whackhead, 16-year-old Fabian tricks his dad into thinking that he's been caught kissing his teacher in the school bathroom.

Senseless Survey: Water's flavour is its temperature

Senseless Survey: Water's flavour is its temperature

How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up? And which one will send him over the edge?

Whackhead's Prank: Detention for declining teachers Facebook request

Whackhead's Prank: Detention for declining teachers Facebook request

Whackhead Simpson joins forces with Michaela in an epic prank against the high schooler's dad.

Whackhead's Prank: Petty neighbour from hell

Whackhead's Prank: Petty neighbour from hell

She's received numerous complaints from her downstairs neighbour. Whachead Simpson steps in to escalate the situation. 

Senseless Survey: Eating too much pizza gives you pizzeria

Senseless Survey: Eating too much pizza gives you pizzeria

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson brings a little silliness to Kfm Mornings with his Senseless Survey.

Whackhead's Prank: The camel toe podiatrist

Whackhead's Prank: The camel toe podiatrist

Whackhead Simpson calls an American podiatrist to help fix his wife's embarrassing issue.

Whackhead's Prank: Mature man looking for love on Gumtree

Whackhead's Prank: Mature man looking for love on Gumtree

Whackhead Simpson responds to a dating ad on Gumtree.

Senseless Survey: Why do the Ninja Turtles wear masks?

Senseless Survey: Why do the Ninja Turtles wear masks?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a range of silly questions to see how long before the man hangs up.

Senseless Survey: Can you describe the taste of water?

Senseless Survey: Can you describe the taste of water?

A brand new year, a brand new season of the Senseless Survey with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson.

Whackhead Simpson's Top 5 pranks of 2021

Whackhead Simpson's Top 5 pranks of 2021

With 2021 coming to an end, we've put together 5 of the best of the best pranks from Darren "Whackhead" Simpson.

Whackhead's Prank: Win back your lover with Magic Mike

Whackhead's Prank: Win back your lover with Magic Mike

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson poses as a powerful love doctor and helps his prank victim cast a spell on her cheating boyfriend.

Whackhead's Prank: 'You sound like you've swallowed a dictionary!'

Whackhead's Prank: 'You sound like you've swallowed a dictionary!'

Whackhead Simpson enlists himself as a slang coach and schools a know-it-all on how to have a "normal" conversation.

Whackhead's Prank: Your battery-operated boyfriend' has been recalled

Whackhead's Prank: Your battery-operated boyfriend' has been recalled

In what is possibly his most mortifying prank, Whackhead calls a woman to let her know that her vibrator has been recalled because of a defect.

Senseless Survey: You're not ugly, you're just not your type

Senseless Survey: You're not ugly, you're just not your type

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and poses a set of nonsensical questions to test how long before the call is ended.

Whackhead's Prank: Husband furious over exorbitant vet fees

Whackhead's Prank: Husband furious over exorbitant vet fees

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson teams up with a lady to prank her short-fused husband.

Darren Simpson reveals Rassie prank backstory

Darren Simpson reveals Rassie prank backstory

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson recalls the time he pranked Warren Gatland in the midst of his back and forth battle with Rassie Erasmus back in July 2021.

Senseless Survey: What time of the day do you switch from coffee to wine?

Senseless Survey: What time of the day do you switch from coffee to wine?

Darren Simpson calls an unsuspecting victim and tries to get through his entire list of crazy questions before he gets caught out.

Whackhead's Prank: 'Can I speak to one of your ninjas?'

Whackhead's Prank: 'Can I speak to one of your ninjas?'

When a call starts off with 'Can I speak to one of your ninjas?' you know it's going to be a good prank!

Whackhead's Prank: Hout Bay Hoover hitman strikes again

Whackhead's Prank: Hout Bay Hoover hitman strikes again

His wife describes him as gentle and gullible — so she concocts a plan with Darren "Whackhead" Simpson to give her husband a bit of a scare.

Senseless Survey: What part of your smartphone is smart?

Senseless Survey: What part of your smartphone is smart?

The aim of the game is to see how many questions Whackhead Simpson will get through before his prank victim can't take it anymore.

Whackhead's Prank: 'Your fiancé switched the diamonds with cubic zirconias'

Whackhead's Prank: 'Your fiancé switched the diamonds with cubic zirconias'

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson stirs up trouble in paradise.

Senseless Survey: What did things taste like before chicken?

Senseless Survey: What did things taste like before chicken?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person a poses a set of nonsensical questions to test how long before the call is ended.

Whackhead's Prank: Annoying timeshare harassment

Whackhead's Prank: Annoying timeshare harassment

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson agitates his prank victim with a nonsensical timeshare offer.

Senseless Survey: Have you ever had to do origami in the toilet?

Senseless Survey: Have you ever had to do origami in the toilet?

Whackhead calls up a random person a poses a set of nonsensical questions to test how long before the call is ended.

Whackhead's Prank: Telemarketers can have bad days too

Whackhead's Prank: Telemarketers can have bad days too

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks a lady known for her intense dislike for telemarketers.

Eskom gets the last laugh at Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's prank attempt

Eskom gets the last laugh at Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's prank attempt

He had a grand plan, but Eskom one-upped him yet again.

Senseless Survey: Are there animals that need glasses?

Senseless Survey: Are there animals that need glasses?

How long will Whackhead's prank victim stay on the call before he figures out that it's all a game?

Whackhead's Prank: Adult toy recall

Whackhead's Prank: Adult toy recall

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks a woman into thinking that there's something wrong with her 'battery-operated boyfriend'.

Whackhead's Prank: BOO! Guess who? It's Halloween.net

Whackhead's Prank: BOO! Guess who? It's Halloween.net

Entrepreneur at heart, Whackhead pushes his prank victim to buy his Halloween variety pack.

Senseless Survey: Have you ever used the 5-second rule for soup?

Senseless Survey: Have you ever used the 5-second rule for soup?

How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim? And which one will send her over the edge?

Whackhead's Prank: 'You sound like you swallowed a dictionary'

Whackhead's Prank: 'You sound like you swallowed a dictionary'

Whackhead Simpson enlists himself as a slang coach and schools his prank victim on how to have a "normal" conversation.

[WATCH] Producer Brad's studio snake prank gives Darren the fright of his life

[WATCH] Producer Brad's studio snake prank gives Darren the fright of his life

We all know that Darren Simpson has a phobia of snakes. We just didn't know how bad it was until we saw this video clip!

Whackhead's Prank: Caught in the act

Whackhead's Prank: Caught in the act

You had one job! Someone let the cat out of the bag mid-prank.

Senseless Survey: Do you prefer Doritos, Fritos or mosquitos?

Senseless Survey: Do you prefer Doritos, Fritos or mosquitos?

The aim of the game is to see how many questions Whackhead Simpson will get through before his prank victim can't take it anymore.

Whackhead's Prank: Broken telephone and unacceptable customer service

Whackhead's Prank: Broken telephone and unacceptable customer service

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson acts as a senior manager working at a phone company and calls up a frustrated customer to help solve his connectivity issues.

Whackhead's Prank: 'Sorry lady, your toilet is causing a blockage in the area'

Whackhead's Prank: 'Sorry lady, your toilet is causing a blockage in the area'

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson implicates a sweet elderly lady in one of his toilet pranks.

Senseless Survey: Do you shampoo your eyebrows?

Senseless Survey: Do you shampoo your eyebrows?

How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before she puts down the phone?

Whackhead's Prank: Hotel employee sings lullaby to sleepy guest

Whackhead's Prank: Hotel employee sings lullaby to sleepy guest

How far is a hotel employee willing to go to keep a foreign guest happy?

Whackhead's Prank: CAT Scan for the birthday girl

Whackhead's Prank: CAT Scan for the birthday girl

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson dials up a hospital's radiology department to inquire about the cost of a CAT Scan.

Senseless Survey: Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed

Senseless Survey: Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed

How many questions will Whackhead Simpson get through before his prank victim can't take it anymore?

Senseless Survey: Has your thumb scrolled more kilometres than you've walked?

Senseless Survey: Has your thumb scrolled more kilometres than you've walked?

Whackhead Simpson calls up a random citizen and dupes her into thinking that they're answering questions for their country.

Whackhead's Prank: R1000 bakkie deposit scam

Whackhead's Prank: R1000 bakkie deposit scam

It's every person's nightmare. Putting down a hefty deposit for something online only to find out that you've been scammed.

Whackhead's Prank: Facebook charging a monthly subscription fee

Whackhead's Prank: Facebook charging a monthly subscription fee

What would you do if Facebook started charging a monthly subscription fee?

Whackhead's Prank: Ex wants his first love back

Whackhead's Prank: Ex wants his first love back

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson helps a best man prank the groom-to-be ahead of the wedding.

Whackhead's Prank: Magic Mike's spell will get your boyfriend to love you again

Whackhead's Prank: Magic Mike's spell will get your boyfriend to love you again

Magic Mike calls up a lady desperate to get her boyfriend to stop cheating.

Whackhead's Prank: Extreme way to deal with telemarketers

Whackhead's Prank: Extreme way to deal with telemarketers

Just when we thought we've heard it all, Whackhead finds a genius way to scare off a call centre agent.

Senseless Survey: Are prawns just cockroach mermaids?

Senseless Survey: Are prawns just cockroach mermaids?

How many twisted questions will the prank victim answer before he catches on and hangs up?

Whackhead's Prank: Venomous snakes on the loose

Whackhead's Prank: Venomous snakes on the loose

If there's anything we learnt from this throwback prank, it's not to expose your fears to Whackhead!

Senseless Survey: Do you look forward to coming home to your WiFi

Senseless Survey: Do you look forward to coming home to your WiFi

Whackhead Simpson poses as a government official and poses a range of silly questions to an unsuspecting stranger.

Whackhead's Prank: Nightmare boyfriend prank on strict father

Whackhead's Prank: Nightmare boyfriend prank on strict father

A 20-year-old woman teams up with Darren "Whackhead" Simpson to prank her overprotective father.

Whackhead's Prank: Banned from network for racy messages

Whackhead's Prank: Banned from network for racy messages

Whackhead Simpson helps a wife prank her wholesome husband.

Senseless Survey: Does the existence of shampoo imply the existence of shampee?

Senseless Survey: Does the existence of shampoo imply the existence of shampee?

Whackhead Simpson poses as a government official and poses a range of silly questions to an unsuspecting stranger.

Whackhead's Prank: Husband is furious about overpriced vet bill

Whackhead's Prank: Husband is furious about overpriced vet bill

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson teams up with a lady to prank her short-fused husband.

Whackhead's Prank: Smelly feet too much for driving instructor

Whackhead's Prank: Smelly feet too much for driving instructor

Whackhead Simpson poses as a driving school owner who's received a complaint about shortchanging his lessons.

Senseless Survey: Do you know where tartar sauce comes from?

Senseless Survey: Do you know where tartar sauce comes from?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen from the Senseless Bureau and dupes him into thinking that they're answering questions for their country.

Whackhead's Prank: I saw you in the gym, can I paint you?

Whackhead's Prank: I saw you in the gym, can I paint you?

Whackhead Simpson poses as an artist who's just found his muse.

Whackhead's Prank: Flowers for my wife and 2 girlfriends

Whackhead's Prank: Flowers for my wife and 2 girlfriends

Florists are in the business of romance. But what happens when one man is getting too much love?

Whackhead's Prank: There's a rat in the phone

Whackhead's Prank: There's a rat in the phone

What is the best way to get a rat out of your phone? Darren has the answer.